don’t let the stairs hit you on the way down
She’s one wise little lady :)
And it is brilliant! :)
I just want to point out that these are all the same show.
…but I’m dying to fall in love, and if you let me, I’ll fall in love with you, and cherish you, and listen to your dreams and your hurts, and I’ll be faithful and funny, and I’ll never forget your birthday or make out with your girlfriend and blame it on too many shots, or come home from guys’ night out drunk and smelling of strippers. That’s what I want to tell her, but instead I say, “Can I have an envelope for that?” and if you want to know where all the good guys are, we’re standing right in front of you, lacking the balls to actually make ourselves heard
This is Where I Leave You, By Jonathan Tropper (via love-or-fearofthecold)