February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Rejected Jokes: My Oscars and Emmys →
rejectedjokes: It was three years ago when Dan Harmon (Community), Rob Schrab (The Sarah Silverman Program) and myself (Rejectedjokes.com) wrote Hugh Jackman’s musical opening number for the 81st Annual Academy Awards. We decided that because of the recession, the musical opening number should have no budget. It…
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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“I think [comedy] is like food. If you like it, you will defend it to the death,...”
– Baron Vaughn (via mr-sali)
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Fridays at Galweather - hilarious awesomeness! →
Feb 9th
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purevolume.com →
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Some Word Association
dcpierson: “Hey, what does the word ‘impulsive’ mean to you?” “‘Selfish and irresponsible.’” “Okay.  What about the phrase ‘I want this?’  What do you think that means?” “Huh, I think…I think ‘I want this’ also means ‘I deserve this.’” “Great, and who are you again?” “Oh, me?  I’m everyone your age, apparently.” “Great, thanks for talking to me.” “My pleasure.  By which I mean, the most...
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Jake and Amir: Mountain Hiker- The Complete Series
rejectedjokes: It’s happened. I’m back on CollegeHumor’s Jake and Amir…but this time with a safari hat. I present to you Mountain Hiker: The Complete Series- Parts 1 and 2. Cows. Part I Part II
Feb 3rd
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Monday at 9:30, it's a rare treat when you spend...
meltdowncomics: Chris Hardwick is preparing to tape an hour special, and part of that preparation is to bestow the gift of free comedy on you! On Monday, February 6th at 9:30pm, you can see The Nerdist himself doing a full hour of comedy! Best of all, it’s FREE! See Chris’ special before anyone else gets to, in the theater named after him! No need to RSVP, just show up ready to laugh! ...
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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