I’m reading Dealbreaker by Dave Horwitz and Marisa Pinson. You should definitely buy it and follow the Dealbreaker tumblr. You have no idea how excited I was finding that being a same-sider was included as a dealbreaker! I don’t understand why anyone would need to be that close to me (wasting space in a BOOTH) while I’m trying to eat. And seriously, don’t you want to actually have a face-to-face conversation with me? I’m strange that way. I have yet to find an exception to my “no same-siders” rule and I never will. Just a tip for you guys, it’s easier to stare at my boobs when you are across from me, cause there is no way in hell that I’m allowing you to look down my top, you SAME-SIDER! Ugh! Another dealbreaker I add on my own, is sending pics of your junk. I don’t wanna see it on Twitter, FB, tumblr, MMS, nothing…I don’t need to see it. Not a turn-on, period. It’s also not one of those “you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.” I’m not an idiot.

I’m reading Dealbreaker by Dave Horwitz and Marisa Pinson. You should definitely buy it and follow the Dealbreaker tumblr. You have no idea how excited I was finding that being a same-sider was included as a dealbreaker! I don’t understand why anyone would need to be that close to me (wasting space in a BOOTH) while I’m trying to eat. And seriously, don’t you want to actually have a face-to-face conversation with me? I’m strange that way. I have yet to find an exception to my “no same-siders” rule and I never will. Just a tip for you guys, it’s easier to stare at my boobs when you are across from me, cause there is no way in hell that I’m allowing you to look down my top, you SAME-SIDER! Ugh! Another dealbreaker I add on my own, is sending pics of your junk. I don’t wanna see it on Twitter, FB, tumblr, MMS, nothing…I don’t need to see it. Not a turn-on, period. It’s also not one of those “you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.” I’m not an idiot.


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